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| Found this one on the Red Sox fan forum........
A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in their obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." | | |
| so bout this past weekend being ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.....katie, thank you sooo much for havin us up there. 6 people in a room for 2 (still dont know how we didnt suffocate in our sleep from lack of breathable air), watchin scotty and thorton kayak and then tip 5 feet from shore, fishin..and me catchin a bucket (so technically i caught a rock NEXT to a bucket, but its more fun sayin i caught the bucket itself), playin BullShit, gettin attacked by popcorn thrown from the loft, lots of food, the chicken farm (aka the greatest place on earth....they have roosters that cluck when you clap..... ), crawlin into the bed of the truck to get all the crap out (very tight squeeze), watchin Armageddon, our little walk in nature (and Vikki and Lauren almost dying), the random torrential downpours (and me and Chelsea playin the rain), making smores, playin with sparklers and lightin fireworks (with Emmie seizurin and LT screamin), playin with the dead fish, using cheesy poofs and muffins as bait (and watchin the fish puke up the muffin), watchin Arpin, Thorton, and Katie try and scare everyone else by tryin to get a leaf blower to sound like a chainsaw, the balloons that popped at random times while we were sittin on the porch, suckin helium (supposedly i sound hilarious on helium), gettin a mouth (and face) full of whip cream courtesy of thorton, threatening people with my paddle at 12:30 in the morning, ginni screamin out "Michael" in the middle of the night....theres more that I'm probably forgettin......but yeah, overall, absolutely amazing. alright, im off to watch the sox game, peace out cub scouts. | | |
| Senior picnic today.....good stuff. it was fun just gettin to chill with everyone outside of school, and of course ping pong, frisbee, lots of volleyball and lots of free food doesn't hurt
Last Youth Advisory Council meeting ever tonight, and last Teen-2-Teen ever on Thursday.....wow. For 3 years now I've been volunteering at the Yellow House, doing a lot of different things. I don't know what I'm gonna do without that place...its been such a huge part of my high school career. Michelle said some nice things bout me that made me realize that I'm really gonna miss doing this stuff with the staff, so I told her that whenever I'm home from college for summers and long breaks and what not, I'l do my best to help them out. So Michelle, Lisa, Brian, Leah, Brynne, Mike, Cassandra....this ones for you.
Bosox vs. Cardinals tonight....first time they've played since 10/27/04 when the Sox won the series. Got shivers all over again, I'll never, ever forget that night. | | |
| so can we talk bout how utterly amazing Relay was? man, I had so much fun the last 2 days, even though I feel like a piece of crap due to lack of sleep and all the miscellaneous injuries I sustained throughout the night. Highlights of relay: garbage bag full of bagels, needing 5 people to put up the tent....and still gettin it wrong, volleyball circle, tossin the football around, oreo twisting, kettle corn, blowing powdered sugar into nikki's face, talkin really loud on my cell phone during Cheshire Idol (I didnt know I was doing it....I couldnt hear Emmie, plus I was chewin on kettle corn), makin fun of Idol contestants, circus music, almost falling off my chair after noddin off during the Incredibles, volleyball tourney...go team Rufio! BANGARANG!, getting stuck in the tent, and others that I can't think of right now (sleep deprivation is makin me kinda woozy).....all in all, a damn good time......alright, I'm gonna go sleep before I pass out, peace out cub scouts.
Uncle John...my reason to relay | | |
| You ever get that feeling where it seems as if something is missing, but you can't quite figure out what it is? yup, thats how I'm feeling right now. and lemme tell you, its one of the shittiest feelings in the world.... | | |
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